annasjustakid: i found a new rap artist i love omg Who is it?
This is my life when I'm wasiting time
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: i have a nine inch penis Stranger: boy or girl? Stranger: and DAMN thats BIG! Stranger: you should come fuck me! You: no thanks, you seem easy and might have infections
(815): Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your...
tight n' bright day in two days, gosh i'm excited!
It is one of life’s bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when...– Lemony Snicket (via misellalandica) (via rosalafae) (via colporteur) (via flickflickflicker)
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF 1. I’m Emily, or Ems. 2. My favourite colours are scarlet, violet and tangerine only because I love to say them. 3. Frozen bananas are delicious and remind me of being five. 4. I speak English and some Spanish. 5. I can argue a point back to the ocean. 6. When I’m nervous I bite my nails and the inside of my cheek. 7. I think sleeping is a waste of...
Anonymous asked: Have the lambs stopped screaming?
I'll show you mine, if you show me yours first
1000scientists: Let’s compare scars, I’ll tell you who’s is worse.
One Day w/o Shoes!
quotewhore: milliejones: In honor of One Day w/o Shoes I’m holding a giveaway. Reblog this post and at the end of the day I will pick a winner…what do you get you may ask? Well you’ll get a code for $ off a pair of TOMS, an item from my Etsy store AND and item from aliceintublerland’s Etsy store! I’ll draw the winner tonight at 10pm CST. And in the mean time, go w/o shoes today! ____ ...
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846....
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ABC About You Questions: A - AVAILABLE: Nope B - BIRTHDAY: March 30th C - CRUSHING ON: Alex… D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Lemonaide E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: My best friends and boyfriend F - FAVORITE SONG: Swing Life Away - Rise Against G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Worms H - HOMETOWN: Nanaimo I - IN LOVE WITH: Alex J - JUGGLE: I wish K - KILLED SOMEONE: … L - LONGEST...
Let’s just try to have a marvelous time this weekend. I mean not try to analyze...– Franny and Zooey J.D. Salinger January 1, 1919 to January 27, 2010 (via marmalademayhem) (via dylanmarie) I didn’t like this book, but I like this.
I’m eating a white chocolate bunny my boyfriend’s mom bought me for Easter and listening to Little Shop Of Horrors. Shit, this is a good night.
…And then there will be more bewildering stories, the stories of lovers that...– Nick Flynn, The Ticking Is The Bomb (via unicornology)