April 2010
annasjustakid:
i found a new rap artist i love
omg
Who is it?
This is my life when I'm wasiting time
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: i have a nine inch penis Stranger: boy or girl? Stranger: and DAMN thats BIG! Stranger: you should come fuck me! You: no thanks, you seem easy and might have infections
(815): Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your...
tight n' bright day in two days, gosh i'm excited!
“It is one of life’s bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when...”
– Lemony Snicket (via misellalandica) (via rosalafae) (via colporteur) (via flickflickflicker)
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF
1. I’m Emily, or Ems.
2. My favourite colours are scarlet, violet and tangerine only because I love to say them.
3. Frozen bananas are delicious and remind me of being five.
4. I speak English and some Spanish.
5. I can argue a point back to the ocean.
6. When I’m nervous I bite my nails and the inside of my cheek.
7. I think sleeping is a waste of...
Anonymous asked: Have the lambs stopped screaming?
I'll show you mine, if you show me yours first
1000scientists:
Let’s compare scars, I’ll tell you who’s is worse.
One Day w/o Shoes!
quotewhore:
milliejones:
In honor of One Day w/o Shoes I’m holding a giveaway. Reblog this post and at the end of the day I will pick a winner…what do you get you may ask? Well you’ll get a code for $ off a pair of TOMS, an item from my Etsy store AND and item from aliceintublerland’s Etsy store!
I’ll draw the winner tonight at 10pm CST. And in the mean time, go w/o shoes today!
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Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846....
disappearingink:
symphonicphilosophy:purrr-:daisylovelove:pigtailsbowsxsandos:youdneverfly:darlingdonotfear: murderdiamond: subjectzero: smellyman22: dontletthedoctorin: fuckyeahbestialityandnecrophilia: hanzzz: fuckyeahunicornsandhitler: adolfhilton: letsgobananas: glasshorseheart: (via thebeautifulyouth, applebandit)
my brain just EXPLODED.
ABC About You Questions:
A - AVAILABLE: Nope
B - BIRTHDAY: March 30th
C - CRUSHING ON: Alex…
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Lemonaide
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: My best friends and boyfriend
F - FAVORITE SONG: Swing Life Away - Rise Against
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Worms
H - HOMETOWN: Nanaimo
I - IN LOVE WITH: Alex
J - JUGGLE: I wish
K - KILLED SOMEONE: …
L - LONGEST...
“Let’s just try to have a marvelous time this weekend. I mean not try to analyze...”
– Franny and Zooey J.D. Salinger January 1, 1919 to January 27, 2010 (via marmalademayhem) (via dylanmarie)
I didn’t like this book, but I like this.
I’m eating a white chocolate bunny my boyfriend’s mom bought me for Easter and listening to Little Shop Of Horrors. Shit, this is a good night.
“…And then there will be more bewildering stories, the stories of lovers that...”
– Nick Flynn, The Ticking Is The Bomb (via unicornology)
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